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College student. Future teacher. Feminist. Whovian. Gryffindor. Avid reader. Lover of nature and being outside.


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Tagged as: ftgc, woah,

teamrocketing:

"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life






  • person: ugh my sleeping schedule gets so messed up during the summer i end up going to bed at like 2 am every night! when do you go to bed?
  • me: .....not 7 am......

Tagged as: alex, look it us,


alexander-burton:

Here are some phone pics of my sleeping arrangement for the past few days (living outdoors is the best)


Tagged as: ftgc,

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face




starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick






cryptoscience:

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE SHOULD YOU APPROACH.

They may resemble respectable ladies, but they are a genus of carnivorous plants who’s bonnet-like pitchers emit pheromones designed to attract land-rich country gentlemen and entrap them in a treacle-like digestive fluid from which there is no escape.


ladyhistory:

If you didn’t want to be a paleontologist at some point in your life, you are lying.





tastefullyoffensive:

[zackychainz]


Tagged as: doges,

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair





digger-bick:

I can’t stop laughing




riseofthecommonwoodpile:

doing the lord’s work



sexhaver:

westindians:

R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics” 

the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse









pikapeeka:

and here we have Gavin Free not giving a shit.